The first porno I ever saw was "Crocodile Blondee". I was 13 and watched it at my friend Scotty's one day while his mom was out. I don't remember much about it except that I didn't understand the storyline. "I don't get it," I remember telling Scotty while he played the VHS tape. "What don't you get?" "Well, [...]

... I do regret not having a HS Yearbook though. The truth is I would've never been voted anything particularly memorable anyway but still I wish I had something comparable to my college yearbook photo. Thank goodness I discovered Yearbook Yourself via Arjewtino's blog, a site that lets you place yourself in any year from 1950 and beyond. For those of you that care, this is supposed to be me in 1964.

... Series). You may also recall that last year I met with a rather ignominous defeat, as the final scores were FOX: 20; Cuff: 18;Laura: 13 (and 8 points for Mr. Laura); GSR: 12; Jordan: 10; Megarita: 8;Arjewtino: 8; Susan: 8; Claven: 4; WaPo: 4; Reid: 0; and i-66: 0. But I still hold the all time points record with 23 points for the glorious 2006 postseason. Please bear in mind that the first round ...

... I forget that my blog friends only know Aileen, not me.Friday night I was with a date that took me to Fogo de Chao, where I ran into a fellow DC Blogs contributor Arjewtino with his girlfriend, Princess. We've never met, and I almost forgot that fact. I almost approached him with a big, familiar smile saying "Hi! How are you?!" when I realized he would have absolutely no friggin' idea who I am. ...

... of those stinky Dodgers who's trying to make my Phillies not get into the World Series--this little Grammarphile does not love him.) A quick hello and thanks-for-linking to the following folks: * ARJEWTINO, who freakin' rocks (he's quite cool even though it seems he's a fan of the very same Dodgers about whom I was just complaining...luckily, I don't hold baseball-related grudges!). His site's ...

... to point out that during the high holidays, I saw the following yarmulkes: Philadelphia Eagles (3), Washington Redskins, New York Yankees, St. Louis Cardinals (saint in a synagogue?), and a couple with either a basketball or soccer ball pattern plus one Pittsburgh Steelers tie (that was me). Surprisingly, there were no Obamicas or McCippahs as mentioned by Arjewtino referring to VanityKippah.com.