From The "You've Got To Be Kidding" DepartmentComplete and unedited text of a message sent to me via my Flickr account:the tanning bed and shower pics are great. One thingthough, you block out the most sensual parts. If youwould like to exchange photos let me know. Just bodyshots 803-xxx-xxxxHuh. You mean - you feel my photos would be improved if I were to reveal my girl parts? Really? Wow, ...

... I had hoped...and my sewing machine has been working like a champ! No loopy thread or anything! Are you kidding me?Almost done with the main gift. Only some decorative top-stitching to go! What's this? ... the most part I don't feel like my lungs are going to explode. Who would have thought...me - jogging! Are you kidding me?I'll update later with some pictures. I gotta get the girls ready for church.

... is over!Are you #%$&#^% kidding me?You must be kidding.Really, your kidding right? He has been doing this for how long without my knowledge?How long?And no one thought I WOULD WANT TO KNOW THAT?!?!PEOPLE THINK THAT IS OK?!?!ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!School is out at 3:41 so the first week when Ben got off the bus at 4:07 or 4:05 IT MADE SENSE!Ben's school is 10 minutes away from the other pick up ...

... not with God.. not even myself. Telling myself I've got it all together.. cleaned up my act.. on my way to something.. something meaningful. who exactly am i kidding?I'm lost. Frustrated. I've no idea why I'm in this. My veil is so thin. My soul ... ?Hate how easy it is to forget. Why You have to make me so forgetful. Why make sin so forgettable. Silly me. Who was i kidding? I wouldn't stand a chance.

... just the first of two zoos we went to this weekend. This one was different from all the rest though. I was allowed to monkey around at this zoo.And so did Sammy! Hardy Har Har! All kidding aside, we had a really fun visit to the Reston Petting Zoo. Let's just say that it was an interesting experience for everyone. I enjoyed the up close and personal nature of the exhibits. I took a real shining ...

... a whole new level of contempt, wouldn't it?For the longest time, I always found myself wondering why some people would say the meanest of things and then laugh it off as a joke. I believe that "just kidding" isn't just that, kidding. Or is it? Maybe our personal experiences in life cause us to attach different values on the things we like to or don't like to hear.But then again, perhaps it's just ...