... you never know what your going to get. Well for the past few months I have tried to make life better and do things for the good of life and my family. Well I recently learned that doing the good things always seem to come back and bite me in the A$$!!! I have always been an understanding, loving person and always made the best out of what God has given me and lived life to its fullest. Well I won ...

... I learned that motel mattresses are better on the side away from the phone.Age 51 I learned that you can tell a lot about a man by the way he handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, ... work, meeting new people, and doing the very best you can, happiness will find you.Age 66 I learned that whenever I decide something with kindness, I usually make the right decision.Age 72 I learned that ...

... spreading democracy is the American way, and that the best way to spread said democracy is at the end of a rifle.I've learned that spreading democracy apparently, is our mission from God.I've learned ... can claim "mission accomplished" without achieving victory.Since 9/11, I've learned that our military is not built by a draft, and because of that, no one cares about the consequences of war.Since ...

... work, meeting new people, and doing the very best you can, happiness will find you.- Age 65I've learned that motel mattresses are better on the side away from the phone.- Age 50I've ... that it pays to believe in miracles. And to tell the truth, I've seen several.- Age 73I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catchers mitt on both hands. You need to be able to throw something back.- ...

... we don't have to ditch bad friends because their dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves.I've learned to say "Screw 'em if they can't take a joke" in 3 languages. I've learned - ... of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be something else to take its place. I've learned - that no matter how bad your heart is broken the world doesn't stop for ...

... no matter how much I care, some people just don't care back.I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and only seconds ... maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had and what you've from them and less to do with how many birthdays you've celebrated.I've learned that you should never tell a child their dreams are unlikely or outlandish. Few things are more humiliating, ...