Can you beat this for pathetic? Now the dynamic duo of Medusa Face and Chip Reid try to tap dance on Mr. Giggles about being played for suckers. Give me a break. Two mainstream media clowns wake up and we have NEWS everybody! Somebody give these two another doughnut a double the mickey in their coffee. Better yet, get Obama in there to give them the EVIL EYE.

... primitive mind. If you identify too much with the world and with nature you cannot face it empirically. Pathetic fallacies are a kind of magical thinking (which I tend to oppose in principle, ... as literary devices, largely because they are taboo). The intellectual problem, I guess, is the way in which pathetic fallacies overlap with anthropomorphism, when animals and objects, instead of just being ...

... , and ended with the snowiest of self-entitled flakes, who refuses to go away. Let’s call her Pathetic Project Pamela, or Pam for short. Pam spent the entire semester doing ... after students finished their final test, she argued with me about the grade she earned on her pathetic project. Now, this was the worst example of a project I had ever seen. It was technically inaccurate, didn’t follow the ...

According to Thesaurus.com there are 31 synonyms for the word pathetic. Pathetic is the perfect word to describe this series against the Nationals. The Nationals have the worst ... roll. Girardi, Long, and Eiland would all be on notice. The Yankees offense was absolutely pathetic tonight. They yet again struggled against a pitcher they've never faced before, getting shutout against Craig ...

... , but they sure as hell get the newspaper they deserve. In the Gulf, general reportage is so pathetic, I am relieved to be not involved. In India, language press is powerful, robust, and often, rightly ... only looks decent because English news TV there is crap. One obsession they persist with is what a celebrity eats should s/he land in jail. Readers want it, they say. That’s a pathetic reader then.

... has returned for a second stint but has not seen the floor all too much. That many draft mistakes warrants their pathetic history of late. The three notable draft picks they have managed to ... have some blocks to build around. All of these teams have nowhere to go but up. Fortunately for the Clippers and Pirates, their pathetic outputs are covered up by the Lakers/Dodgers/Ducks, and the Steelers/ ...