McCAIN TRYING TO STEAL WONKETTE'S PAGE VIEWS: As your Wonkette staggers under the heavy load of a trillion people trying to find Sarah Palin pictures online, the evil anti-capitalist McCain Campaign is attempting to steal our precious web traffic with this Google Ad: "Sarah Palin Photos: Get Official Campaign Photos of Governor Sarah Palin Today! [...]

... time the protests started) I realized there was probably a live blog going on one of my favorite sites, Wonkette, and I decided I wanted to read that during the speech. If any of you follow politics on even a semi-serious ... because of the most fantastic drink du jour - now named The Wonkette!How to make the Wonkette:Some vodka (how ever many parts you want it to be)Peach lemonade (I got this at the ...

... they say all the snarky offensive political stuff that I want to say but can't. Or at least their commenters do. Anyway, Andrew sent me a post in which Wonkette breaks down why Team Liberal needs to calm down and ignore the polls that say Obama is losing to McCain.According to Wonkette:The safest route is still this: Kerry states + Iowa + New Mexico + Colorado. It seems ...

Wonkette Pregnancy Expert Sara K. Smith decrees that these whispers about Sarah Palin not being that baby's mama are absurd, because everybody knows John Edwards is the mother of that baby. This supposed cover-up is also terrifically quaint compared to the actual crimes that Alaskan politicians commit every day: bribery, servant monkey commerce, more bribery, [...]

Wonkette (satire) Sarah Palin Likes Some Crazy Anti-Witchcraft Crusader!Wonkette (satire), DC - 55 minutes ago"We prayed, we fasted, the Lord showed us a spirit of witchcraft resting over the place," Pastor Muthee says. After the spirit was broken, the crime rate … Written by "witchcraft" - Google News and Powered by WordPress

In honor of the hard-working, live-blogging talents at Wonkette.com -- the only people in the universe who can write things that will make me laugh at 9:45 in the morning -- I'm going to live-blog tonight's next week's episode. These are historic times friends, and I'm addicted to MSNBC. Also, what can I say, them there time zones done confused me. Once I figured out what the hell time it was, I ...