I GOT A PHONE CALL FROM A BABY this morning. I don't mean that a friend with an infant called and put the baby on to coo and gurgle as I listened. I mean an actual baby seems to have called me, probably by randomly hitting numbers on a phone, which is...

I WASN'T MAD FOR TULLAMORE DEW the first time I tried it, several years ago. It's sweet and unsubtle, although terrifically smooth; this combination makes it a popular recommendation as a starter Irish whiskey, but I am not new to Irish whiskeys, and...

Although the story seemed somewhat absurd His best friend gave him his word That a turkey, well singed Feels exactly like minge So he jacked himself off in the bird * * * So what if it's thanksgiving once more What the hell am I grateful for? My last...

A VERY ROUGH DEMO of a Peter O'Tooles song that came to me all at once, like. PADDY O'SHAY" LYRICS Paddy O'Shay had a pain And so he headed to Trafalgar A short walk to see the doc For an issue that was vulgar And at first he saw the nurse And he...

A SONG for the Peter O'Tooles about a famous river in Northern Ireland, although it is possible that the lyrics are meant to actually be about something less pastoral. "THE GREAT BUSH RIVER" LYRICS: It's calling me; it's calling me From the Antrim...