A bright full moon above the park Illuminates the empty lawns. A summer day awaits the lark Who ushers in the blushing dawns. The sky can boast a star-filled cast, Their act eclipsed by lunar rays. Phil would like the night to last, But soon...

Whenever she feels it's a strain to stay standing Andrea will dream of escape. Coping with eight screaming kids is demanding, More tiring than keeping an ape. In dreamland ice creams don't mean trips to the cleaners, A world free of crimes against...

When Norman hears a mouse inside   His house he'll scream incessantly. As soon as he's identified   The source of his distress he'll flee. He'll wake up all the neighbours   And he'll run in circles on the lawn. He'll stay outside, despite the...

I like to spend free time with friends, Like Hilda, Liz and Seamus. We'll waste the days on long weekends When Liz pretends she's famous. She won't say no to photographs, Signs autographs for children. Her charity for slow giraffes Supports her...

Sometimes when perusing the files in my mind   I'll find some obscure memories. Once I remembered my mission to make   A fortune from my slimmer bees. I put the bees through a tough training regime.   My A-Team-like bee team could beat The bees...