Forty years ago today, Neil Armstrong became the first human being to set foot on an alien world. And by “alien world,” of…

Obviously, the following revolting practice doesn’t affect men, but when women are regularly called upon to “disprove” their own alleged pregnancies, I gotta wonder whether the red tops have any lingering sense of decency at all.

Bloody hell, mates. We’ve seen Peter Doherty taking a bath (twice, actually) and, at one point, even brushing his teeth. However, it looks like the wastrel has since forgotten to scrub up for his fans, not that they minded much at all.