I admit that I am not exactly the hippest guy anymore. Just the fact that I just used the word "hippest" should speak volumes about how long ago it's been since I had any genuine idea of what what was cool. I do however consider myself pretty up to...

"The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated." Mark Twain I think that sums up my absence from the blogging world. Hello everyone! I know it has been a crazy, ridiculously LONG time since my last post and I have lots of good.....well, I have...