It happens every year. email completed turkeys to: haasertime@yahoo.com Here are the past winners, for inspiration: 2007 And the three way tie of 2008 - Mauer, Kramer and Puffer. Coincidentally, those are the only four entries ever received. Have...

AL Cy Young Award Zack Greinke always knew he could throw a lot better than anyone else, although he didn't give two licks until he learned SABRmetrics and decided to keep his FIP low National League Most Valuable Player For the true baseball fan...

Congratulations Joe Mauer. As a Twins fan I am biased, but I think you make for a terrific MVP. Of course, BronxBoi2 disagrees. He sent me this email: Dear Soup, Oh, congradufrickulations, Joe Mauer. You have somehow convinced the baseball writer...

With his free agency less than one year away, Joe Mauer's every move and idea is respected to an absurd degree. In an effort to mold the organization to Mauer's liking, the Twins have begun coyly asking his opinion on the issues. And because he is a...

Forgive me, Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome, for I have sinned. You had done me good for so long, yet I often did you and your staff so wrong. With this 2010 season having the feeling of renewal, I would be regret not to adequately close the previous...