“You know sharks, they are always biting things.” – Ben Every now and then a movie comes along that is so bad, it becomes good. This happens pretty rarely. Usually when someone says a...

Since 1981, Anthrax has had more lead singers than Van Halen, been pressured to change their name, and had the worst run of luck with promotional support from their multitude of music...

The mind-boggling antics employed by Captain Boondoggle’s Do You Like Cheese? telemarketer phone prank has resulted in the incessant calls to Boondoggle’s Bungalow to vanish faster than Gene...

Man, I love seeing a good movie. Which makes it all the more disappointing that I was unable to see Aliens vs Predator: Requiem. Oh, I was able to rent it. And my DVD player ran it just fine. But...

Forgetting for a moment that the normal flu kills 40,000 people in the US alone every year, we’d like to interrupt your regularly scheduled needless kvetching over the newest media-fueled over- hyped calamity to bring you a story from the...

Oprah wanted to fix us, sort of the way you'd treat cockroaches if you felt the need to train them to accept your power.

Recently, I have found myself increasingly entranced within a recurring daydream.  In this magical land, I am not merely the brilliant, ruggedly handsome and world-renowned Captain Boondoggle but...

Wanted: Two fools who've bankrupted themselves trying to have kids, and want to fix it by putting the whole train wreck on television.

Having truck nuts doesn't make you a childish moron. Hanging them on your truck does.

At RUFKM we get several comments a day from our biggest fan. We have determined that it is not spam, but one crazy loon that we have dubbed “Danny Spam.” We don’t know much about...