Born in 1946, Jamie is unashamedly a borrower, a crass incompetent incapable of drawing and able to paint only in the idiom of either father or grandfather — corny is the word that comes to mind, closely followed by naive, stale, uncomprehending,...

An art exhibit designed to show what can happen when tearaways get hold of powerful cars has been wrecked… by yobs. ‘It’s a joyhiding’. The Sun, 25 June 2010,...

I smelled a conspiracy. Could ancient Egyptian embalmers have replaced the royal member to hide the fact that their king’s manhood was somewhat lacking? What’s more, the front of Tut’s chest is missing, so it’s impossible to check whether...

The pricks, dicks, bums and bosoms of the saucy postcard mingle with the riotous rumpy-pumpy episodes of Rowlandson; the silken elegance of Beardsley’s tumescent penises puts to shame Grayson Perry’s monstrous strutting phalluses, veinous with...

From the Guardian website, accessed 2 June 2010: http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/2010/may/01/marc-quinn-interview AW: Everyone is making paintings and sculpture of Michael Jackson right now. He’s the new Marilyn Monroe. Is this Quinn’s bid...