Filthy rich Bankers are being told to put up their cash to guarantee loans for everyone else who are stinking poor.  With Bankers being offered ridiculous bonuses or eye-watering pay rises in the wake of the banking scandal that help the world run out...

The entire Champagne region of France is to be moved to an area of Surrey in a bid to eliminate carbon emissions from the transport of the expensive booze to its inevitable destination in the wealthy county of England.  Almost all Champagne ends up in...

The SNP today outlined their ambitious plan to split the British union and to declare the EU as the new rulers of Scotland.  In a chapter entitled “Our Ego Knows No Bounds” the SNP delivered a damning verdict on the Scottish people who run the...

Google Wave is widely being regarded as revolutionary and is expected to become the new must have Application for this brave new internet of everyone knowing everything about you and everyone else being told, whether they care or not.  Most likely,...

Susan Boyle has asked several celebrity friends for their recommendations for a decent Osteopath after it emerged that scenes of her crying were from chronic back pain and not the pressures of fame as originally thought.  The singing sensation, who...