But still better than the Oilers:  

Drive smart, wear your seatbelt, and dammitall, don't drink and drive.    

I'm somewhat sad to report that my little pontiac died peacefully in her sleep 2 nights ago.  She was pretty spunky right up to the end--in fact, I had no warning, just tried to start her up as I was running late again for work and she was deader than...