♪♫ Today is my birthday! thun thun thun thun thun!! I still have to go to work! Bhun nunanunun!! I had to buy my own cake to bring to the asylum! Ledadidadee!! Everybody, including Andy, thought my birthday was on the wrong day! ...

Just to clarify, my birthday isn't until Wednesday November 11th. Oh joy of joys. 37. 3 more and I get a set of spatulas. I'm registered at Tiffany's. The picture I posted yesterday was of a bee (get it? because I'm Bee?] hanging from a noose. The...

So, I received my first birthday card of the year. It was from my friend Brian:   Then he left the country so that I wouldn't use his head as a soccer ball. I mean, grey hair? Really? Not even if my brain turned into mush and I had to...