1. Loving Seinfeld 2. Watching, loving, and then owning on DVD any Michael Bay film (except The Rock. The Connery Exception makes that one OK) 3. Doing your buddy's sister 4. Doing your buddy's morbidly obese sister 5. Spilling the bong 6. While...

Good afternoon. First off, let's go ahead and get it out of the way. Yes. I have a bull's head. But what I am about to teach you isn't bullshit. Ha! OK. That joke was cheesy. Laugh it up. But I can reach the top shelf in the grocery store and I never...

Get Norzak on a Big Damn T-Shirt! Don't expect more from us. We are lazy like this. Deal with it.

We are all familiar with the literary form Haiku. Seventeen syllables divided into three lines: 5,7,5. The following are 5 haikus about food product mascots. I like to eat toast I caught it on fire today Oops. I was asleep Was it good for me? I...

A few years back, we ran en experiment with invisibility in the hopes of bringing you dear readers some education and possibly some laughs. While we may have failed at both...we at least succeeded in wasting your time. So it is kind of a win for...