Yesterday was one of those days where each event that took place was even weirder than the next. Perhaps the planets were aligned into the shape of a mullet. I'm sure you felt it. That tangible electrical charge that coursed through your veins while...

Heaven has smiled down on me today my friends. It's as if unicorns and fairies fluttered down from the clouds, sat on my lap, stroked my hair, and said, "Today we make all your dreams come true." Bliss, I tell you, pure bliss. What in the sam hell am I...

Some people would argue that the greatest invention of all time was the Printing Press or maybe something like the disposable diaper. I, however, am more inclined to appreciate the genius that is air conditioning, reality television, Jem (she's truly...

Yesterday a strange phenomenon took place here in the bustling metropolis that is Northern Virgina. It rained while it was sunny outside. I love it when this happens because not only does rain seem to materialize out of thin air, but something lifts...

"Always aim at complete harmony of thought and word and deed. Always aim at purifying your thoughts and everything will be well." Gandhi Gandhi. Some old bald guy who tried to overcome tyranny with peace and hummus (I think). He sought to rule through...