Surprising absolutely NO ONE, the weird one Michael Jackson, has postponed his London concerts. Some of the shows are being pushed back until March 2010. His concert promoters say that it is due...

Mattel, makers of women self-esteem killing dolls since 1959, will launch the Ladies of the 80's dolls. Who are the ladies of the 80's? Mattel says they are Joan Jett, Cyndi Lauper, and Debbie Harry. I guess the Madonna image was too expensive to...

Alice in Chains have announced dates for a North American tour set to kick off at the Orpheum Theatre in Vancouver on February 2nd. Tickets go on sale December 4th and 5th – fans can get more info at www.aliceinchains.com. The band is...

I enjoy music while masturbating or having sex. Since the latter never happens, I masturbate a lot. I love having the TV on in the background so my mom doesn't hear my guttural groans of pleasure. But what you choose on the TV is crucial to being found...

Ok, this is freaky. I tried writing an article about PK 14, the latest Rock N' Roll export from China and my computer froze on the article four times. China doesn't want me to write this article, but I am doing it anyway. China has exported a lot...

Glenn Danzig and Doyle Von Frankenstein are back together. No, not as the Misfits, but as high Catholic church Patriarchs. With the 2012 disaster less than two full years away, the Catholic church is trying to get its numbers up to fight the...