Hello, fellow Wood County, Ohio residents! I have decided to go ahead and fulfill my civic duty and vote on the various state and local measures on the ballot tomorrow. I look at the various issues and tell you how should vote. State Issues STATE...

Isaac and I present to you another of Matthew Jarzen's stellar undergraduate newspaper opinion columns. And while I know we all use "they" in the singular in conversation in order to remain gender neutral, it's still ungrammatical, mmkay? You don't...

No, I don't sleep at night anymore, David Lynch. Thanks for asking. Guess what, people? I've officially decided I don't like David Lynch. I'm not saying I won't ever give his work another try, but I'm not going to pretend to get it or even want to do...

Can you believe I thought of a controversial American historical figure to write a post about, and the 'Pedia let me down with a completely inadequate entry? PSHAW, people. I was required to shake off my hangover and go get three books from the library...

Dear HuffPo: Not okay.