It seems like only yesterday that I was making fun of the Keebler Elf. Oh yes, I did make fun of him yesterday. Give me a break King!! One day, that's all I ask for!! * opens MMQB* * loses faith in humanity * * becomes an alchoholic * *...

Well well well, it looks like Juan Valdez was interviewed by the Wall Street Journal. Awesome. This week, my Sunday AND my Monday get ruined by Timmy the Tuna. Fuck it, let's get this party started... When Sports Illustrated hired Peter King...

Sometimes I feel like hurting myself, my eyes and my brains in particular. Today is one of those days. So, with no new Peter King drivel to read, I'll guess I'll just have a look at Dan Shanoff's site. Why do I dislike Shanoff you ask? I dunno,...

Before I get to Peter King and the failures of the Atlanta Braves, I have to mention this article, which is probably the "bossiest" thing I've seen in a long time. It's an overweight skunk who got put into fat camp because he's a tub of lard. A...

I've said it before and I'll say it again, this site is not only dedicated to clowning Peter King.98% of the content 'till now has been about Baby Beluga but that's because he writes elephant diarrhea most of the time. I'd love to get to crippling...