Kavitha forwarded this to me....was too funny....and true (!!).....not to post An elderly gent was invited to an old friend's home for dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms...

Hello my precious elves! Sorry i've been AWOL for a bit. Moved back to my lovely Penang recently and have just been busy busy busy. Have a very important deadline to meet in December so as you can imagine, i have been hyper-stressed and ansy-as-arse....

Just got back from watching This Is It....and yes, as expected, i cried through-out the whole movie I still can't believe that he's gone These past few weeks especially i can't seem to bear to listen to his songs cos just the sound of his voice sends...

Congratulations my darling darling girl on your engagement!!!! Love you and miss you terribly!!!Tall tales from a vertically challenged woman....for those who can't get enough of women ranting and raving!!

There is this imbecile...or perhaps several (in my dreamworld i am, after all, WANTED by an elite organization who's sole mission is to track down the last few remaining ninjas to learn the secrets of our art) who have been breaking into my Facebook (3...