The mail was delivered twice a day
during the Christmas season
Mom made baked apples
sprinkled with cinnamon
Christmas stockings were filled
with christmas ribbon candy,
peanut brittle, nuts and tangerines
Looking at page after page
in the Sears...
What you have to be thankful for...
I am thankful for the mess to clean after a party because it means I have been surrounded by friends.
I am thankful for the taxes I pay because it means that I'm employed.
I am thankful for the clothes that fit a...
A Lick And A Promise
'I'll just give this a lick and a promise,' my mother said as she quickly mopped up a spill on the floor without moving any of the furniture.
'What is that supposed to mean,' I asked as in my young mind I envisioned someone...
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
If people from Poland...
