TEHRAN, Iran (CAP) - The Iranian Labour News Agency (ILNA) reports Iran's new ban on Facebook is aimed to stop supporters of reformist presidential candidate Mir Hossein Mousavi from using the...

Kentucky border agents investigating a caved-in road discovered a tunnel linking the Bluegrass state and West Virginia. It's the third passage of its kind, but the first to...

Former Vice President Dick Cheney is on the warpath once again, this time demanding the declassification and release of his old stack of Playboy magazines, currently being kept...

MOONACHIE, NJ (CAP) - The recent economic downturn has resulted in skyrocketing sales for cardboard turkeys this Thanksgiving, according to the latest sales figures. "We've seen a significant upswing in sales over last year," confirmed Karl Plotz,...

MILWAUKEE, Wis. (CAP) - Researchers at the International Living And Working Society have announced the results of their annual "Family & The Holidays" study. For the fourth year in a row, Americans will get tired of their relatives before Christmas...

MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. (CAP) - Search engine firm, Google has agreed in principle to acquire the planet Earth for a record $590.6 billion in cash and assets. The takeover tops Google's recent deal for the web advertising network, Doubleclick for a...

GENEVA (CAP) - Scientists preparing the world's largest atom smasher to explore the depths of matter say chances it will open up a black hole that will suck in the entire earth, destroying all life, are "iffy at best." "I mean, you'd need an awful...

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