Normal cartoon schedule resumes. High rent resumes, cold weather resumes. Drinking coffee resumes, running out of milk, time spent alone and garbage bags slowly floating by the third story...

I really don't know. It's just funny...

We can spend our lives always seeking... wanting... more. Or we can be satisfied with what we've got. Which is the greater tragedy? You make everything sad...

Everyone loves silly straw. It's a great idea! I'm going to make a million dollars!

What do you call a lollipop with principles...

I have not started Christmas shopping yet. I have not started to think about it. Everyone on my list may be getting five dollar footlongs. If your friends and family have spend the previous eleven months getting their fill of budget tuna subs – this...