Today is my sister's birthday. Rather than go on and on about her age, which is really my preferred choice, I will respect her newly advanced age and leave that part on the floor. Where she can stomp the shit out of it in all her high-heeled glory....

As with most mornings, I gulp down caffeine, make breakfast for the kids and then stumble around packing lunches, hoping that I haven’t poisoned them because my eyes are still mostly closed when I do this stuff. They should be lucky they get real...

Go forth and let Aunt Becky tell you a tale of a fateful trip, to Canada, via the internet portal. And then Open Your Whore Mouth for a book giveaway. You have until midnight tomorrow, 12/9 and then this message will self destruct. 1) Do you like...

<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">We’ve been out and about the past few weekends, doing holiday family fun activities and there is a disturbance in the force. <span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">Potty...

<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">When I shove that naked plump bird into the oven on Thanksgiving, I will be grinning widely and likely to cackle like that crazy witch in the old Bugs Bunny cartoon when she needed a rabbit for her...