Embattled, faux-lipped firecrotch Lindsay Lohan desperately needs an image makeover. The only jobs of note she’s had recently are designing spangled pasties and tan spackle. So what better way to endear herself to the public than feeling up a k...

Jon Gosselin likes Ed Hardy bandanas, smoking butts, and wearing a totally bad-fuckin’-ass sparkling single earring. So it only makes sense that when he purchases vehicles for girlfriend Hailey...

There are plenty of ways a family can experience wholesome family togetherness weekend fun. Petting zoo. Children's museum. Water park. Disney movie marathon. But generally playing the ponies down...

This was announced a couple of days ago but we didn't cover it because frankly, a former Playboy Bunny having sex is somehow less interesting than Bret Michaels getting his brains chopped off by...

We don't talk about Kate Winslet too often on these pages. Basically, because she's not a numbskull. She does good work, she gets awards, and then she stays at home with her family. Not much to...

“A Asshole” Chris Brown has been so busy picking up horse apples for community service, while Rihanna has remained occupied by wearing an array of completely see-through outfits, that we almost forgot about the fact that he beat the shit out of her...

Remember when Megan Fox went totally out of character and tried to be sexy in Rolling Stone a couple months ago? You were like, “WTF, world? Megan Fox sexy? Is this like Halloween or something? I don’t get it.” Now outtakes (60 of them! 60! Geesh) have...

Yesterday, Radar released some voicemails from Lindsay Lohan to her mesh shirt-favoring father figure, Michael Lohan. We didn’t post them because they made us real sad in our souls but today Lindsay’s addressing them so fuck it, here they are. A...

We’ve got some news today that is going to make you question your entire world view. It’s going to shock you so much, you’ll end up thinking crazy shit, like the ocean is red, human hair is food, and Kevin Federline is talented. Get ready for this,...

She converted an entire nation from breast men to ass men. She wore a dress slit to her crotch. She dated Puffy Doodle Dandy, she made it cool to douse oneself in $1000 creams and demand a dressing room full of pure white orchids, and she once pooped...