Have a safe and wonderful Thanksgiving!  Don't blow up the turkey like I did two years ago by not wearing my glasses when I put the bird in the oven.  Instead of bake I set it on broil for hours and it blew up like "National Lampoon's Christmas...

TIME mag's "The Page" guy Mark Halperin is getting his head (not that one) handed to him for this smear on Louisiana Senator Mary Landreiu who sold her ObamaCare vote for $300 mil.  Unrepentant Mary blows off the "Louisiana Purchase" uproar over her...

"Spill O'Reilly": "Welcome to the No Spew Zone... We grouches are totally unbiased.  We are fair and balanced. Completely non-partisan.... We can't stand anybody!  You all drive us crazy!" Bill tells "Spill" he's aggressive and in his face: "You know...

It all started out so civ-il-ized. The very proper Englishman Stuart Varney got into it with radical Green goon Ed Begley Jr. - star of "Living With Ed" - on global warming.  They lost me at 1:19 in:

The departed Lou Dobbs' CNN 7p time slot is down big time from when Lou was King.  If I were Jon Klein I'd find a gimmick to snare viewers.  Like a hologram...