Groovy "Willie Lusk" boots on eBay. Okay. I'll let you wear them, but not everyday.

Q: Dwight, what boots do I wear with my Manuel-sparkley-style jacket? A: Stingray, silly.

Can't decide whether or not to buy a pair of custom boots? Here, let me get you a glass of wine. Come to the Napa Valley. Visit Terri Courtney in her red-barn-bootshop. Buy my book, or bring your well-worn copy. I'll sign it. It'll be swell. September...