You know Troy Glaus and Rick Ankiel - at least one of whom is pictured to the right - used steroids, right?I think that's all I have to say.And, oh, wait a second - was CARLOS MUÑIZ pitching the ninth inning of a tie ballgame?Yes, I believe he was, with a predictable result.Now that's all I have to say....

I really wanted to write a wrap-up of last night's game. Something scathing.But, the Mets lost to a pitcher named Dickey (perhaps my relative), and started a team (with the highest payroll in the National League) that included Trot Nixon, Endy Chavez, Fernando Tatis and noted stiff in '08 Oliver Perez. This is the baseball equivalent of an NFL Europa team.And to be fair, I don't much care for that...

It's been a while since I've written down my thoughts about this team. It's been a while, really, since I took the time to sit down and think about this team, for whatever reason. In between laughing about how Moises can't stay healthy for six innings straight and then laughing some more about how six innings is, oh, infinity times better than what El Duque has pitched this year, it's hard to reall...

Hi there.While substantiation is being constantly thought up, I wanted to get my season picks on record, right here, right now.NL East: MetsNL Central: RedsNL West: DiamondbacksWild Card: PhilliesAL East: Red SoxAL Central: IndiansAL West: MarinersWild Card: TigersWORLD SERIES: Indians over MetsAL MVP: Manny RamirezNL MVP: David WrightAL Cy Young: Erik BedardNL Cy Young: Johan Santana...

I doubt anyone reads this thing anymore. Why would they? I haven't written since the Mitchell Report came out – and in that time, we watched, as expected, the vindication of Andy Pettitte, Roger Clemens, and Barry Bonds, all of whom have now been fully exonerated of any wrongdoing and have graced us extensively with their presence on the baseball diamond during Spring Training.For the record, And...