I actually saw this film a couple of weeks ago but I couldn't be bothered writing about it until now. That probably tells you everything you need to know. The Maya are well-known for their sophisticated astrology and calendric system, and part of...

Behold the acting range of Don "The Dragon" Wilson! The world of Direct-to-Video action films is getting pretty crowded these days, what with JVCD, Dolph Lundgren and, of course, Steven Seagal all throwing their hats into the ring. However, back in...

I've been looking forward to this film for a while and by the time the trailer was released in Australia - basically a stream of hyperbolic pull-quotes from various newspapers, websites and probably your mum, calling it the "scariest film ever made" -...

Chun Li weeps with jealousy when she sees Rothrock's meaty thighs I've already discussed how Jean-Claude Van Damme and Kurt McKinney, like a couple of deadbeat dads, abandoned the No Retreat, No Surrender series while it was still in it's infancy. We...

The Politburo are left in a bit of a pickle when the Party Chairman, Andre Keschev, keels over from a fatal stroke while on a hunting trip. Beloved by both the party and the public, Keschev's presence is essential at an upcoming world summit in...