I’m putting this blog on hiatus/leave. The reason isn’t as dramatic as you’d think though. I’d like a bit more anonymity about what I post and who reads my posts. I feel really awkward to have people I know offline read what I have said here and bring...

Upon reviewing the Zombie Walk pictures last night, I have come to 2 conclusions. The first conclusion is that I LOOK LIKE A POTATO. Seriously! In every picture I am sucking my chin into my neck and morphing into a cylindrical object which DON’T GET ME...

I feel like I am coming down with something, and I just spilled balsamic vinegar on my pants, so I’m going to keep this pretty short – point form short! (I kinda lied just there) I’m seriously considering a massive overhaul for this blog. My posts...

As ridiculous as it is, I’m really, REALLY excited for the Zombie walk on Sunday. We’ve gotten a crap load of the girls to agree to come out, put on makeup and act like they’re dead, hungry, and bleeding for a few hours, so it should be a really...

It is now day 3 of my stop on pop (busting rhymes wiggity waa) and I AM PERFECTLY FINE. Sure I’m hugging a giant thermos of water like a security blanket at all times and find myself gazing hatefully into the half full bottle of Coke just sitting there...