A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with a brunette that she...

So into a bar comes a prostitute. She spots a koala bear sitting at the end of the bar. After a little small-talk and flirting, the koala bear goes home with her. They frolic all night long. The...

Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said “Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it’s a police roadblock!! We’re gonna get busted fer drinkin’ these here beers!!” “Don’t worry,...

The following quotes were allegedly taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. “By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better.” “Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a...

A dog goes into a post office to send a telegram. The clerk gives him the relevant form and he goes to the desk to fill it in. When he has finished he hands it back to the clerk with the fee and the clerk reads it through. The message reads ” Woof...

One day Bill complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor.” His friend offered, “Don’t do that. There’s a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and much cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a...

It’s time once again to review the winners of the Annual “Stella Awards.” The Stella Awards are named after 81 year-old Stella Liebeck of New Mexico who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonald’s. That case inspired the Stella...