Dear Abby,I’m about to witness a major social gaffe.  An etiquette atrocity.  A crime against the peace, order and good government provisions of the Australian Constitution .  Proof that the universe is imploding.  A herald of the...

 Where is he gay today? Adelaide, South Australia.Today, I am the guest of my good friends Lady Sonia McMahon and Lord Denning.  Some very fine news arrived during my stay, and they decided to throw a party in honour of it. They served some very fine...

Where is he gay today? A Qantas lounge, somewhere on EarthDear World,We're sick of telling you how to eat Vegemite.  Every tourist who gets breakfast on a Qantas plane opens the little pack of Vegemite, scoops up a mouthful, tastes it, and gags....

Where is he gay today?  Frankfurt Airport. Frankfurt might once have been a fine city.  Today, it's a pimple on the rump of Frankfurt Airport. More than half the people who land at Frankfurt Airport don't actually want to go to Frankfurt.  They...

The Expat Bloggers's Meetup in Munich came around in September.  And it posed a paradox. Several visitors said they would look forward to seeing Munich from the locals' point of view.  The real Munich.  Not the Munich of alpine kitsch and cutesy...