Pampered Chef presenter Wilma Flanders is struggling to explain how Vice President Joe Biden was able to crash a recent party at a Nashville couple's house yesterday. To make matters worse, it was Jerry and Sheila Dorfmeyer's first attempt at hosting...

 Penn State climatologist and creative mathemagician Michael Mann said the Penn State Nittany Lions have been ranked too low in the Bowl Championship Series. His numbers indicate that the Nittany Lions' position in the poll is higher now than it ever...

  Lincoln's holiday czars stick it to Americans seeking three-day weekend.  During the Civil War, as the death count piled higher and higher and the country lay in ruins, not to mention that even the ruins lay in ruins, President Abraham Lincoln...

    Terrorists reportedly thrilled to take customized "Sex and The Jihadi" tour. Attorney General Eric Holder-n-Releaser is training a crack group of New York City tour guides to handle the rush of Gitmo prisoners. "We really want to show them...

    President has bow movement in front of Japanese Emperor President Barack Obama may not be getting many more invitations from foreign governments after an embarrassing display of submissiveness in front of the Japanese emperor and a delegation...