You know when you park outside the ice cream shop in the beginning of summer, on a hot summer day, before the hot teen girls head off to camp, and watch them eat their ice cream, slowly licking it...

The people at Complex are my fucking family. Sure Marc Ecko doesn’t send me birthday gifts, doesn’t invite me down to play basketball in his office, doesn’t send me his cover girls or...

I know tranny porn is really fing popular, you know guys who are desensitized from watching too much regular porn, or guys who are too scared to admit they like dick, flock to the shit, that...

Perez Hilton is a glitch in the internet. He was a lonely, fame hungry, ugly, identity crisis homo, with no real talent, but an obsession with celebrity, that he took to the internet and thanks to...

Kim Kardashian played make-belief yesterday when escorting her boyfriend to the gym. This was probably the first time this pig made it passed the front door because every other time she tried to...

Here’s Miss Teen USA 1985 and Miss Hawaii USA 1993, not that you care because that shit was a long time ago and you don’t even remember her, but should because thanks to her Chinese genetics, her ass still looks like she’s 12 even though she’s...

It’s nice seeing Pam Anderson really grab life by the balls and take the time to travel and see the globe beyond what she’s already seen because thanks to dirty sex, her liver’s not going to last forever cuz Hepatitis kills, and she might as well do it...

I always thought Hayden Panettiere had jacked-up titties like you’d expect to find on female body builders or at 12 year old. You know the kind of perky titty you are scared to suck on because not only will it make you feel like a faggot for doing it, ...

I am guessing that Eva Longoria is either pregnant, or that she’s been eating a few too much Mexican food in her marriage, since she’s found what she’s lookin for and doesn’t have to starve herself anymore, you know, now she can finally like her...

Why couldn’t these be pictures of Kimmy Gibbler? You know the disgusting neighbor from Full House who I always wondered what she looked like naked because I figured she put out based on the insecurities of being the ugliest bitch on the show. I always...