Part I Blogger doesn't let us cut and paste in the postings anymore? But they let you cut and paste in the comments so you can get spammed? WTF? Part II Everyone knows the South doesn't play around when it comes to crime, right? And South Carolina's...

The following was read as part of a Veteran's Day Assembly back when I worked at the fancy-pants private school. It speaks for itself. 3 AM With The VFW - Welcome Home, Veteran By Sgt. M Thomas After months of extending our stay in Iraq, our unit was...

So Steve Phillips made a fool out of himself again, shagging some underling at ESPN, embarrassing him and his family when the underling publicly went psycho after he kicked her to the curb. This is essentially a repeat performance of what ended his...

The World Is A Sunnier Place Today Ah, the Yankees lead the Phillies 3-1 in the World Series; the 12 Shades of Awesome NFC Champion 1st Place Arizona Cardinals, Probably the Greatest Team Ever Assembled - Ever! lost, but still dominate their division...

Cricket chirps on my last posting, huh? I guess my humor level is too advanced for the masses... You may not know this because mathematicians are so rarely associated with creativity, but when I taught at the fancy-pants private school, I won the...