Or not.The urge to write anything has, once again, gone *poof*. I've spent enough time with doctors, getting X-rays and other BS in the past few days, to feel comfortable diagnosing what's up with me.In short, I have Acute Seasonal Malaise brought on by a combination of having to yesterday schlep to Bay Ridge in close to 100 degree atmospheric shit, which included waiting 30 minutes in the merciles...

I'm trekking out in this murderous (murderous, it seems, was already taken) apocalyptic heat to visit my folks in Park Slope, a neighborhood in which many rainbow flags, decrying "Say 'No' to the Bush Agenda," hang from the windows of 100+ year-old brownstones.To commemorate my journey, in addition to the cumbersome Robocop-like black boot I now have to wear to mobilize my ankle for the next three...

"When Pharaoh restored the chief butler to his position as foretold by Joseph in his interpretation of the butler's dream, he forgot Joseph. 'Yet, did not the chief butler remember Joseph, but forgot him' (Genesis 40:23). Why does the Bible use this repetitive language? It is obvious that if the butler forgot Joseph he did not remember him. Yet both verbs are used, remembering and forgetting. 'The...

Gators… farookin' clowns… The Beatles… Delbert… chocolate vodka…stuff we all know about Hairboy. Here's one thing I betchooze didn't know about him. Go on, peeps…show Hairboy some love....

The heartbreak…Palestinians in the Gaza Strip were handing out sweets to celebrate the handover of the two coffins. Dozens of Palestinians, holding Palestinian and Lebanese flags, rejoiced at the prospect that [the Jew killer] Samir Kuntar would be freed.…is almost too much to bear. May the Almighty avenge the deaths of Eldad Regev z"l and Ehud Goldwasser z"l.Baruch Dayan Emes…blesséd is the...