Yeah yeah, I haven’t written anything in a while. The longest stretch ever, actually. See, I quit fitness and moved to the mountains and found my higher self, and her name is Rawunda-Spirit-Wolfchild and she doesn’t need to do athletic things, because...

The second-creepiest picture ever.So I am DONE with my required 30 days of workin out, and here’s the number one thing I got from it: It didn’t feel that different from my usual routine, perhaps because I both got sick near the end and had to take a...

Wow, this workout burns almost as many calories as eating a doughnut, with half the sweat.How’s the challenge going? Oh, fine thanks. I did take time off when I was sick last week, which I believe I outlined in challenge clause 1B. “barring illness…”...

They let me use the elliptical because my tits are better than yours.Oh. My. God. Can I just tell you I had the BEST run today? I was flying, it was magical, I beat my mile running time by 20 seconds, and felt great afterwards. And I just has that...