Tonight, on the Project Runway Season 6 Finale, bangs lose. Previously, Carol Hannah’s eyelashes got the swine flu and threw up all day. Will they be able to compete? Nothin’ but death can keep me from it!! We open with Carol Hannah dealing with her...

Tonight on Styl’d, we don’t get to see Tara go apeshit on Julie’s personal belongings. Styl’d, I’m very very dis’pntd in you. Oh man. I just want this entire show to be Tara being disgusting. But it’s not. I guess I should press play now. So here we...

Tonight on Dancing With the Stars Results, Len makes this face. I cannot stress enough: botox doesn’t make you look younger. Just scarier. STOP IT, AMERICA! Only five couples left! Which means more moisturizer for Karina! Cholas don’t even wear this...

This week on Project Runway, Minnesota erases half his face, Carol Hannah barfs and talks super slowly, and Irina turns her dog into a hooker coat. I hope you die. You too. Copycat. You are. Previously, Heidi discriminated against dimpled knees...

This week on Styl’d, Brett refuses to be fired, which means we get to watch a prolonged version of his misery unfold. YAYAYAYAYYYYY! Also, there’s a new intern in the house, and Gary squeals. A lot. Weeeeeee!!! Today, we open with Brett eating a bowl...