Given my love of editing and cliches, this was probably inevitable: a montage of contemporary horror and suspense cinema's go-to roadblock, non-working cell phones. I'm probably more psychotic than your average horror villain for sifting through this...

This is happening in front of the Viacom building NOW:   About four people were downstairs proclaiming Snooki the "dark lord" when I took these. I didn't feel like arguing over JS' cultural greatness, but I gather that this group's point is that...

1. This exists in my neighborhood (click for bigger):   If it's confusing and decontextualized to you, great. That makes two of us. 2. I bought Winston a "weekender" New York Times subscription for Christmas:   I think the only section he's...

There are probably all kinds of socially irresponsible Christmas songs. For example, I hear (this is a lie) that the Italian Whatever National Whatever Their Whatever Their Organization Is really hates "Dominick the Donkey," because Italian Christmas...

  For the amount of Jacksons that there are, The Jacksons: A Family Dynasty should have at least been a shit show, but its two-hour A&E premiere was really just a bunch of crap. If failing publicly has become the standard for reality TV, this was...

Snickers was on The Wendy Williams Show today. The highlight was her response to the Italian-American organizations that have called for a boycott of Jersey Shore: That's our girl: taking on one Italian Whatever National Whatever Their...