When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits .
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
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Daddy, How was I born?
A little boy goes to his father and asks “Daddy, how was I born?”
The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mum and I fir...
