Having too small a dating pool  While I do feel bad for many Japanese women, they do choose to jump in this pool. Years ago in the Shinjuku Dubliner's I actually watched an Englishman combing his hair with a fork, later that night I saw him leaving...

 Thinking your tattoos and long hair are cool  While in Europe or LA long hair and tattoos are cool, here in Tokyo, long hair is dorky and tattoos are going to attract the type of woman who will give you Chlamydia. I'm serious! Only skanky Japanese...

Mr. Giant's Life Sucks He don't live here. Korakuen is too expensive, he lives way the fuck out in Hashimoto  The Yomiuri Giants are named so as the name strikes fear into the Japanese heart. Many teams try to choose other...

" It's a long way from San Jose but worth it! I'm swimming in pussy here!" Calvin “ C.C.” Callahan, 34 is divorced after a rushed marriage at 23. “ I got married cause she was one of the first women who treated me like a human being. I thought I...