I winked. To see what happened. That was stupid. What happened, was that I, like usual, was an idiot, and failed to notice that the dude in question happened to be online right at that exact moment. And apparently had nothing better to be doing on...

Sorry for the impromptu hiatus on the story line; I've had a few issues with blogger and with time management lately but promise to return to my regularly scheduled blogging soon. In the meantime, discuss this dating drama from a reader who sent me an...

Halloween: The one night of the year it's perfectly acceptable to wear lingerie to a bar. Joe and I never really did Halloween. The one time we dressed up for a house party we went as the scene from "Something About Mary" that resulted in Mary's hair...

So things with Brandon were over before they ever really began. Some people like to knit, or read, or play golf in their spare time. I, apparently, liked to chase boys. I always liked to chase boys. At 2, I told my mother one of the contractors...

"You did what?!" Mandy exclaimed, upon hearing of my weekend shenanigans with Brandon. So did Ginger, Spencer, Sarah and everybody else I shared my stupidity with. I confessed for a multitude of reasons; the number one stemmed from the hope that...