Halloween: The one night of the year it's perfectly acceptable to wear lingerie to a bar. Joe and I never really did Halloween. The one time we dressed up for a house party we went as the scene from "Something About Mary" that resulted in Mary's hair...

So things with Brandon were over before they ever really began. Some people like to knit, or read, or play golf in their spare time. I, apparently, liked to chase boys. I always liked to chase boys. At 2, I told my mother one of the contractors...

"You did what?!" Mandy exclaimed, upon hearing of my weekend shenanigans with Brandon. So did Ginger, Spencer, Sarah and everybody else I shared my stupidity with. I confessed for a multitude of reasons; the number one stemmed from the hope that...

In case you hadn't noticed, once I get myself on a path to something, it's hard to reroute myself, especially if there's mystery or intrigue or adventure or stupidity involved. I became a certifiedcrazy person member of Scooby Doo's gang during the...

Happy now? The Banshee asked, knowing how stupid I felt that moment. I was back in the safety of my kitchen, shoving a chocolate chip cookie in my mouth, trying to figure out where I went wrong. There's 3 possibilities here. He either 1) gave you a...