This has been?your Mark Jackson/Ian Eagle?Gum Chewing Contest Follow-Up Video update.? I have a girlfriend. I've had a girlfriend for five years and she's really great. That's the first time I've heard about that. I never heard about that and I'm really surprised. I think it's not really true. I need to look on the internet and make sure. What can I say? I have a girlfriend; I'm not married but I'm...

Continuing?the analogy from the previous post, last night's game against the Rockets = the Nets getting completely shitfaced and going home with some scumbag frat boy who pops his collar and uses the word "wicked" as a modifier in every other sentence.? Also, he has a girlfriend, and probably some sort of venereal disease. Yes, it was that?gross.? Checking in on the NBA Girlfriend Forum, as I somet...

If the Nets were a jilted ex-girlfriend, and Jason Kidd were the jilter, then tonight's game in Dallas was the party of the mutual friend where the former lovers were to be forced to share a social setting for an evening.? Here's how it went:In the days leading up to tonight, she reassured everyone that it was absolutely fine, she was absolutely fine....? Because they're both adults, right?? And th...

And I'm feeeeeeling goooooooood....Actually, that's a lie, I feel like utter crap, since I've been deathly ill for the past few days.? But, like, emotionally and stuff!This post brought to you by Pimpin' NenadYes, the Devin Harris era has gotten off on the right foot.? Granted, it was only one game, and it was a game against the Milwaukee Bucks, who pretty much suck ass.? But let's call it a step i...

This post brought to you by the new banner over at Nets Daily, because God help me, I do love it so....Let's get this out of the way first, because for some reason, it killed me: It is time to break my code of silence.? As everyone knows (or perhaps many people assumed), the Jason Kidd to Dallas trade is, as of today, February 19, 2008, official.? Now that things are a done deal, it's time I sorted...