It's baffling to me that the Mets are only 3.5 back from the 1st place Phillies and can cut that 2.5 by the end of today. Pretty soon Omar will have to decide if the Mets are buyers or sellers as the trade deadline is approaching and as C.C. Somebanthia* knows, some teams are already making their moves.The good news (kind of) is we have no prospects, so Omar can't trade them away! Except F-Mart, of...

As shitty as things have been in Mets-town latley, Craig Calculatorra explains why things are even shittier in Bravo-world.Can't wait until Teixiera is starting at first base next year. And don't give me any crap about not wanting to overpay for him. Fuck that, it's not my money. Over pay. This isn't some flakey pitcher who's arm could fall off at any moment. This is a proven masher (131 career OPS...

Sometimes living out of market can really suck. Like when you finally get psyched to see a nationally televised game in HD against those asshole Cardinals and not only to the Mets get waxed like a candle but you have to listen to that asshole Steve Philips while it happens.Philips likes to joke around about how Mets fans still tease him about his time as GM, like its some cute little love/hate rela...

Seemingly content at playing .500 ball, the Mets are neither losing a ton of games nor winning a ton of games. It's almost as if they are playing this season at a MEDIUM PACE.Maybe they find these lyrics to be as inspiring as I do (LYRICS ARE NOT APPROPRIATE FOR A PROFESSIONAL ENVIRONMENT).Oh, hey look, the pizza delivery guy is here....

I've been had! The jig is up! Here's how one clever Red Sox fan described GMDB: It is about a moron who antagonizes others and then accuses them of idiocy.I actually think that is pretty accurate.Touche, douchbags. I'll see you all in hell....