What are these strawberries doing on my nipples i need them for the fruit salad...

Following announcement of his resignation, Taoiseach Brian Cowen paid tribute to Mr O’Donoghue’s “commitment and integrity” in his position as Ceann Comhairle. Let’s just remind ourselves of the “committment and integrity” that he brought to the...

Metaphorical Madness 02/10/2009 By Styrer (No fictional baths, dogs or cats were harmed in any way in the angry typing away of this piece.) Don’t berate me just yet as an environmentally-unfriendly tosspot, but yesterday instead of my usual...

Words just can’t do justice to the nauseating, cloying, fake cameraderie in this series of “Windows 7 Party Tips” videos. Yes, Microsoft are quite seriously expecting you to throw “Windows 7 Launch Parties” with your real friends in your real home,...