That’s right! I finally got sick of the Big Hairless Ape’s inability to bring the damned laptop computer home. It’s been months since I’ve been online. I needed a second family with a desktop dinosaur that wasn’t going to move even if you want it to....

One thing the past Christmas season brought was the opportunity for the Apes to exchange all kinds of microbiology to each other. The amount of kissing and hugging I witnessed in the last couple weeks is enough to make you sick! As for the Apes, it...

Well, here I am once again complaining about the food. As if the Fancy Feast fiasco wasn’t enough, the Apes have sunk to a new low. Imagine my surprise after getting all worked up for my usual 9-Lives to find the slop pictured to the left on my...

Well, I did it. I lasted a whole year without the Apes knowing I use their computer. I haven’t been able to post much lately as the Big Hairless Ape now takes the LapTop to work with him. Then he comes home and leaves it in that Travel Case. Today I...

Some silly Ape asks: “deer Gorgus. wuz wundering how u learnt to reed?” {… Gorgeous just shakes his head …} I bought a self-help book entitled “How To Read” Here’s a better question: Where’d you learn how to write? Technorati Tags:...