A Republican senator from Massachusetts? A song for Democrats: "Jaws on the ground, jaws on the ground, lookin' like fools with your jaws on the ground..." Can't stop the signal, Mal. Did I hear someone say "Miranda"?

Well, I am a Leo: You Are a Lion You are radiant and energetic. You have a strong sense of intuition, and you use it. You have strength, but you prefer not to use it. You avoid confrontations. You are good at getting what you want in life. You are...

You know, I'm not much of a baseball fan. I quit watching when they went on strike. The only baseball I watch these days is our local AA farm club, the Springfield Cardinals. But even we, here in flyover country, know that the Red Sox and the...

Okay, this doesn't make anyone look incompetent, uh, stupid, uh... yeah, it does: John Brennan, assistant to the president for counterterrorism and homeland security, said top intel officials simply didn't understand all the intelligence pointing to a...

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