By Sharon Steel Thank the Y.A. gawds that most of us are able to survive our worst Judy Blume moments in blessed anonymity. Over here at Heartless Doll, we've got heaps of crappy, character-defining memories that we're keeping locked up in our middle...

By Andy Wright When confronted with Candace Bushnell's latest book, One Fifth, the first stand-out is the sheer audacity of its length -- 433 pages. In the words of a roommate who eyed the tome suspiciously from across the room, "Who does she think s...

According to the London Times, a new biography about Franz Kafka is soon to hit the shelves with some previously unseen documentation from the writer's life: his private porn collection.

When you're young, dumb, and you've used so much Aqua Net that your neurons aren't firing normally, it's easy to fall for movie tricks that make things seem one way but when you really think about it years later, they are really another way.

Verne Troyer now has a reality show. Denise "If You Watched This, You'd Realize That It's Not Even Close To Complicated" Richards has a reality show. Tori babymakin' Spelling has a reality show. Hollywood's handing out airtime faster than you can say...

By Andrea Grimes IN A WORLD WHERE HERMIONE GRANGER IS AN INSPIRATIONAL WHITE WITCH TEACHING BLACK KIDS HOW TO BE ... MAGIC ... See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor. The thing that I like best about it is that it's the...

By Andrea Grimes To my fellow comedians who've been doing shitty road shows, pilots and open-mics over the past howevermany years in hopes of making it big in the funny, I bring frustrating and yet rather good, funny news: an 8-year-old girl has just...

By Andrea Grimes ​ Once, there was a seven-year-old first grader who looked at the world with wide, innocent eyes. Everything was shiny and new. She was filled with wonder and delight. And then one day her first-grade teacher announced that she...

​By Nicki Escudero No matter how crude Justin Timberlake is, the ladies still seem to love him, and it's a wonder why. He oozes cockiness, and his new single with Timbaland, "Carry Out," compares a woman to a take-out restaurant. Classy. It's...

By Andrea Grimes The prosperity-preaching Christian evangelist with the name of a soothing dental salve, Oral Roberts, has died. The man had a university. The man had a vision of a 900-foot tall Jesus. The man had, per Queerty.com, some very specific...