In 24, Jack Bauer has managed to successfully battle presidential assassinations, nuclear bombs and wild cougars over the years – but latter seasons have left audiences less than gripped. Season 7 sets to bring back what made the show unmissa...

They say if you can remember the 1960s, you weren’t really there. Well likewise we’d argue if you can remember the 1980s, then you probably didn’t spend it playing on your Commodore 64. Inside that humble beige and black keyboard lurked a mons...

The first rule of writing is ‘write what you know’, but try telling that to Lauren Conrad from The Hills. How could Lauren Conrad write what she knows? She doesn’t know anything. Tell Lauren Conrad to write what she knows and she&#...

We may hate to admit it, but when it comes to movies, we’re all war-mongering bastards. War may be good for nothing – but it certainly spices up a film. How else can you explain how we found it so difficult to cut this down these down to jus...

Getting headbutted by Kiefer Sutherland would be amazing - it’d be like Rembrandt painting you a picture. Because Kiefer is a master headbutter. Sure, it’d be better if he tied you to a chair, put your feet in a bucket of water and elect...

Amy Winehouse has taken a rare wrong turn in her otherwise nondescript life. Thus far, her life has been about merry walks in the park on sunny days and staying as far away as she can from yucky things like crack. There has been a rumour going around...

Right. Look. We know that just a few days ago we said that we’d written our final story about Jon and Kate Gosselin. Clearly that turned out to be a lie. But you’ve got to believe that we wanted it to be our final story about Jon and Kate Gosselin....

It turns out that GMA stands for ‘Good Morning America’. Who knew – we always assumed it meant ‘Gay Men! Arousing!’ We were shocked too. But probably not as shocked as Adam Lambert. You see, Adam Lambert was due to perform on Good Morning America...

10 – GO HERE NOW! A man’s about to fly across the Atlantic on a jetpack, and you can watch it here - Challenge 9 – Dogs. Dressed as bees. Read that again. DOGS DRESSED AS BEARS! Consider your mind BLOWN – Beedogs 8 - The worst I’m A Celebrity Get Me...

So there’s Kelly Osbourne, Mya and Donny Osmond. One of them had to win Dancing With The Stars – but who? Not Kelly Osbourne. She’s disagreeable and she falls over a lot. And not Donny Osmond. He’s middle-aged, not as talented as the others and has...